If you consider
yourself a fan of Room by Emma Donoghue
then this Ultimate Fan Package is for you! In fact, you cannot consider
yourself a fan without visiting the Room Replica Adventure Suites! What we
are including in this earth-shattering, spine-tingling adventure pack is the
opportunity to stay inside a life-size exact replica of the room Ma and Jack
spent many long, grueling years in captivity in. For just $250 a night, you
will purchase the thrilling once-in-a-lifetime opportunity any true fan of the novel would take in a
heartbeat; the opportunity to stay in the place the very best-selling novel got
its namesake from.
Room
begins on Jack's, the young child whose perspective tells the story, fifth
birthday. Jack lives with his Ma in Room, the tiny closed-off space Ma has been held captive in since
she was nineteen. Her capturer impregnated her twice; the first baby died shortly
after her birth therefore Jack is the only living child. Because this said
almost closet-sized area is all young Jack has ever known, he actually likes
his world in Room and believes that Room is all there is to humanity and that
everything else he sees on T.V. is only make-believe. Jack and Ma are "taken care of" by Old Nick, the capturer mentioned
above. He visits Room on a nightly basis, although his visits are never very
consistent. He enters Room through a door with an electric combination lock.
Old Nick brings with him the basic necessities to keep Jack and Ma alive like food,
but the main reasons for his visits is to have physical interaction with Ma
while Jack sleeps in Wardrobe. Throughout Jack’s life in Room Ma tries her best
to keep him healthy by creatively having him do physical exercises like running,
eating healthy, monitoring his T.V. intake, and having a strict regimen for
keeping him clean (a regimen that you yourself will be doing if you so choose
to partake in this bold occasion).
As all fans of the novel know,
the book, for the majority, takes place and is centered around Room. Room is a small enclosed space containing a tiny kitchen with a
table, a bathtub, a wardrobe, a rocker, a bed, a lamp, a skylight and a TV set.
Your room will have all of these things including the locked security door. Our
staff will lock you in your own Room with an electric combination lock shortly
after your arrival and after you check in. The T.V. set has basic cable, be
sure to tune into Dora the Explorer in the morning for the true Jack
experience! You do have heat and A/C, however, there will be periods of time
without the use of these services to demonstrate the cruelty Old Nick showed to
Ma and Jack. Speaking of Old Nick, for your safety and for taking precautions
against lawsuits, your ‘capturer’ is non-existent and will not pay you visits
in the nighttime hours. You do however receive ‘surprises’ from Old Nick!
Simply write down the trivial things you desire (your max is three) on a scrap piece
of paper with the small amount of writing utensils available and slide it
underneath your door. Our staff will come by and collect your wish list and deliver
your surprise promptly at midnight. Your room does include Rug, sadly we could
not get the right consistency due to health hazards, but it is still old and
fraying so we ask you to be careful when walking in Room. Your bookshelf
includes all the books Ma read to Jack, look under the bed and you will find Labyrinth,
and atop the dresser you will find the remote control car of Jack’s dreams! Also
for your ultimate experience we include the detailed itinerary of how Ma and
Jack would spend their day. So get ready to watch Dora, do screaming exercises,
run the ‘track’, get some much needed sun under Skylight, and much more, Room Replica
Adventure Suites awaits!
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